Lawyers are samrt.

A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday
afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane
developed engine trouble.
In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go
down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers
that they had better jump, and bailed out.
Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.
The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must
live," and jumped out.
The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest
people in the world. I deserve to live."
He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.
The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a
long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of
you. Take the last parachute and live in peace."
The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said,
"Don't worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off
with my back pack."

Hey, Keanu!